My 2021 Thanksgiving Thankful List
h November, I compose a “Thanksgiving Thankful List” for the preceding year.My wife, Deb, and I enjoy our life in red rock southern Utah and have many things for which we are thankful.I hope sharing them brings a smile and acknowledgement that even the seldom thought of can be a source of thankfulness.My 2021 Thanksgiving Thankful List:I’m thankful for colors—they make everything, well, colorful. I know, I know, Ansel Adams’ black and white photos of the American west are great. But have you…
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I laughed out loud at Tom Garrison's comments. I really understand both theories. I personally subscribe to the cussing one. It is a stress reliever for sure. Potty mouth at times is plain 'good English'. Driving our RV around, my wife swears, (no pun intended) that I have Tourettes.
The Art of Swearing
by Tom Garrison
“Gol darn,” and my head jerks around to find the source of such a wimpy profanity. Could it be the disgruntled customer who just had a cup of scalding coffee dumped in their lap and that’s the best they come up with? Sheesh. If you are not going to swear with flair, don’t do it at all.
Excepting the last two years in St. George, I spent my entire life in California. People there, now they know how to swear and often for the slightest of reasons. A common occurrence here, say crazy driving while a cell phone is glued to the drivers ear, that elicits a powerful “gosh darn that crazy driver” in Utah, would, in California, spark a string of expletives that could peel paint along with a pointed gun finger shooting the perpetrator. Clearly there are regional differences regarding the art of swearing. But is swearing a good thing, part of life, or a sign of incivility?
There are two broad theories. One is championed by our first president, George Washington, when he said:
The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.
Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain) takes a different view:
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It’s dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
The research tends to support the theory that swearing is a widespread, but underappreciated anger management technique. A little cussing as a reaction to pain also seems to function as a pain reliever. However, the overuse of swear words tends to diminish their beneficial effect.
Those who are multilingual are a leg up on comparative cussing. Ask anyone who has learned a new language from non-teacher speakers of that language—some of the first words they are taught are swear words. I know many Californians who can’t speak a lick of Spanish, but they do know a few Spanish cuss words. Those nasty words, while the potential harbinger of social censure, do seem to have a universal appeal to the little devil in all of us—particularly males. Research into the swearing practices in the US indicates that men generally curse more than women, unless the women are in a sorority. Perhaps the sorority gals should hang around with the drunken sailors?
While I was working fulltime at a stressful job, swearing was for me not a constant companion, but at least a fairly well-know acquaintance. Did it help? Yes, some tension dissipated. Was it worth it? Sure, a little in-private cussing (make sure it is private) clearly expresses your emotions—in general a good thing—and reduces a smidgen of stress without chipping away at your hard earned reputation.
If you are going to swear, you must adhere to “Tom’s Three Rules to Swearing.” Following these rules will acknowledge the anger management aspect of swearing without endangering your social standing.